I'm Back!

To quote one my favorite t-shirts of all time (worn by my son), “I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.”


I have been gone for a long time, longer than I have been gone from this blog.

How have I been gone you ask? Well, I’ve been a real gone cat. I’ve definitely gone overboard. I’ve gone crazy a couple of times. I’ve gone over the rainbow (don’t judge). I’ve gone fishin’. I’ve gone down the tubes. I’ve gone to the dogs. I’ve gone but not forgotten. I’ve gone wild. I’ve gone online. I’ve gone bananas. I’ve gone silent (not for long though). I’ve gone over the edge. I’ve gone country. I’ve gone postal. I’ve gone to Carolina in my mind (and literally). I’ve gone hungry. I’ve gone with the wind. I’ve gone up in flames. I’ve gone in 60 seconds. I’ve gone baby gone. I’ve gone off the deep end. I’ve gone viral. I’ve definitely gone too far.

I have gone but I have never been gone for good.

Now that I’m here, I don’t ever want to go away again. You may live to regret it, but then you don’t have to keep reading this. So if you find what I write amusing, or you just like to masochistically torture yourself, don’t worry, I will keep me here.